Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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