thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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