After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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