Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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