Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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