I hope mine doesn't look like that
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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