what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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