His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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