dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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