guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The ass gains better be worth it
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