you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
either way he was missing a nipple.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
