: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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