Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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