Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
honey bunches of taint.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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