sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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