brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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