billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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