found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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