my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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