Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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