i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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