so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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