and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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