I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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