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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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