I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I believe in your delicious
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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