It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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