Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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