hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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