did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
