Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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