i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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