Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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