dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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