okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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