Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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