I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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