I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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