Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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