pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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