Whod you bang
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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