Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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