Tell her she can't have a vagina
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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