If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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