I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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