after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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