Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we're making bets on your personal life
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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