U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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