My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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