You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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