Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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