READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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