I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize