Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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