I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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