You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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